The Cache Creek Landfill Song

We got a brand new industry
That’s catered to finer taste
Cause we love Lower Mainland’s money
And we learned to love its waste

Now I’m fat and wealthy
With money in the till
From selling picture postcards
Of an ever growing hill

The Lower Mainland loves us
Cause we never took a stand
They send us all their garbage
And put money in our hand

This town is a dumpsite
Trash is our goldmine
Cache Creek is a dumpsite
Just set it over there, that’s fine

(there are more verses which we hope to post later)
– submitted by Chief Mike Retasket